I constantly go between being extremely anxious about all the things I have to do and literally not giving a shit. There is no in between, and it’s so exhausting and frustrating.
this bad taxadermy kinda reminds me of aziz ansari
benefits of being friends with me
- shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
- shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them
WHY ARE YOU TAKING MY PICTURE
Hers and HAYS
$500,000 plus another $500,000 equals one million grand!
the one guy who fucks it up for everyone
"Good one Dave"
"How homo is it?" "So."so many homo
Titanic 102nd Anniversary
true life: people like my hair more than they like me