I love how Brad Pitt is like “not bad”
people who literally cannot shut the fuck up about being in a relationship
People who literally cannot shut the fuck up about being single.
People who literally cannot shut the fuck up.
Me: Mom there’s this concert-
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
the screech is where i lose it
this is me
what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”
Literally me all the time
One, just be patient
Don’t be rushing
Like you’re anxious